You might be a traditional bowhunter if …

[Charles Ek]

#3944

You might be a traditional bowhunter if:

You buy Duco Cement by the case but prefer to get high on the scent of cedar.

No blade you own is ever really sharp enough.

They can take your knees before you’ll voluntarily give up your hearing and binocular vision.

Stumps are what you notice most about a forest.

You still don’t own quite enough woolen garments.

You know more about the maddening habits of red squirrels than is healthy for a human to know.

Your turn.

[Ralph]

#25279

Chickens wear feathers, turkeys wear fletchings.

[Ron Roettger]

#25331

When you look at a wing feather you know if it came from the right or left

[David Bartlett]

#25634

You understand Archer’s Paradox, rather than listen to it.

[Stephen Graf]

#25761

Arrows, Arrows, everywhere. Do they breed?

[Mark Turton]

#25831

Fire a hundred cartridges at clays and never give it a second thought but spend a whole afternoon hunting for one lost arrow.

[Charles Ek]

#25833

Steve Graf wrote: Arrows, Arrows, everywhere. Do they breed?

Just last night, I told my wife: “All over the country, people are making arrows this evening just like I’m doing right now. And their spouses are saying to them, ‘Don’t you have enough arrows by now?'”

[mhay]

#25853

Refuse to be caught in the field or woods without your bow .

[Bruce Smithhammer]

#25867

You might be a traditional bowhunter if …

You spend more time than a clan Scotsman scrutinizing wool plaid patterns.

You take your bow for hikes.

You think a ‘range finder’ is acquired, not purchased, and you don’t need to find an extra pocket to carry it in.

You’d rather watch “Backcountry College” than the Outdoor Channel.

You have fun with your bow year-round. 😉

[mhay]

#26077

Return to the kill site nearly three months after to search for a TUFFHEAD,,,,,,:D:D

[ChumpMcgee]

#26085

R2 wrote: Chickens wear feathers, turkeys wear fletchings.

Ha! I like this one alot!

[Col Mike]

#26197

Well Linda said to add

“You would rather spend time on Trad bow then take her out to dinner and dance”

You consider your library complete when you have all of Dave Petersen’s books

You only have 5 bows and need to keep up with the Smith Hammers.

Semper Fi

Mike

[paleoman]

#26224

Your bow is lighter than your boots..

[Col Mike]

#26229

Oh I should have added

You have all of Don Thomas’s books except for the “Double Helix” which Linda refuses to spend that much on.

You listen to Alex Bugnon Cd’s.

[Ralph]

#26259

Come late summer you’re looking for places with hair to shave since you’ve shaved it all off you arms while sharpening broadheads. 😉

[skinner biscuit]

#26269

Went to the fabric store with your wife to get thread for your sewing awl.:shock:

[Doc Nock]

#26343

I got nuttin…you guys are a hoot! Put Jeff Foxworthy to shame!

BTW, R2, don’t you have a woman around who shaves her legs…? Maybe you could recruit a volunteer for testing BH sharpness!:shock:8):roll:

[Ralph]

#26359

Doc, you might be HEALTHY trad bowhunter if you know from where to and from where not to draw blood!

[Fallguy]

#26402

You may a Traditional Bowhunter if you think the the scent of burning feathers is sweet ambrosia.:D

[Doc Nock]

#26410

R2,

Are you saying brother, that you lack confidence on shaving a gal’s leg with your freshly sharpened BH and NOT drawing blood??? Tsk, tsk!

Push, don’t swipe! LOL:D:lol:

Never could develop the tolerance for burning feathers.. I chop all mine or have them chopped by Matt Gundock in OH.

[Ralph]

#26415

But Dave, it tickles and she wiggles. 😀

[Fallguy]

#26465

Careful R2 Mom might be listening. 😆

[Doc Nock]

#26477

But now fallguy…R2 and I are talking about shaving LEGS…no intimacy issues there… and it’s R2’s wife for goodness sake…

Does explain why he’d be concerned with “blood letting”… not holding still while testing sharpness could be hazardous to HIS health!

From what little exchange I’ve had with Robin, my bet is she’d fall on the floor laughin…

Letting someone else shave hair on your leg would be like letting someone else touch your FEET! Or put in contacts! Yikes!:shock:

[Clay Hayes]

#26514

Youz guyz is funny. I’m gonna put some of these on a t shirt!

You might be a traditional bowhunter if

you get nocked up every day:shock: and you like it!

[Bruce Smithhammer]

#26528

You might be a traditional bowhunter if …

You have this on your phone for those times in the woods when the hunting is slow:

colmike wrote:

You only have 5 bows and need to keep up with the Smith Hammers.

[Ralph]

#26963

If after your first trip out stumping with your new shiny dozen custom shafts they no longer add up to 12.

You then have an R2 dozen, 10-11???

[grumpy]

#27365

All of the fourth grade girls leave flat pidgens on your back porch for fletching.

[skinner biscuit]

#29308

You have a camera tripod that looks like this!:P

[paleoman]

#29494

You believe “less is more”. In respect to downed game, I’m a stunning success on this:)

[mhay]

#29518

,,,if you are presently waiting on a big wind to shake out an arrow you left in the top of an oak ,due to a missed shot on a sarcastic grey squirrel.

[Mark Turton]

#30195

When 30 paces is a long shot.

[David Fudala]

#31680

All summer long you either have a bruise or a leather stain on one forearm!

[David Coulter]

#36091

You notice which way your breath goes when you yawn…

[Ralph]

#41641

When “does not” means you didn’t see any female deer today.

[James Harvey]

#41905

if you can compliment a man’s shaft and inquire into it’s length and thickness, and things haven’t got weird 😉

[Ralph]

#42208

Now Jim, my being of sound body and [u]clean mind[u] is a sure sign of being a trad trad person. 😀

[Col Mike]

#42731

ausjim wrote: if you can compliment a man’s shaft and inquire into it’s length and thickness, and things haven’t got weird 😉

Jim you and R2 are a hoot:lol: By the way I like your latest quote used it many times but from this end of the world it is attributed to Rogers and his famous rangers:shock:

Semper Fi

Mike

[Larry O. Fischer]

#42815

You look forward to breaking an arrow so you smell the cedar.

[Ralph]

#43886

The shot takes very little time. The sight of the arrow passing over his back lasts forever.

[Bruce Smithhammer]

#44159

R2 wrote: The shot takes very little time. The sight of the arrow passing over his back lasts forever.

Haha…so true.

[Ralph]

#44664

Your philosophy is….:wink:

[paleoman]

#46195

You have a drink to your lack of success.

[tom-wisconsin]

#48309

Taking a pleasant walk in the woods is really scouting.

[Col Mike]

#51709

You spend FRI night happy hour watching Clay Hays videos.:shock:

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