I can see you are feeling your oats Ralph!
It all depends on what EFOC stands for. In your case, I believe it’s: Extremely Foolish Old Coot 😯 😀
Or maybe it means: Eat Fish On Cabbage
Or possibly: Easily Found On Couch.
You won a bow? You obviously didn’t win it by your shooting skill. You couldn’t possibly have won it by reading your poetry. I expect you won it by agreeing to leave where ever you were so the other poor saps could live in peace!
Congratulations! You have achieved the pinnacle of the sporting mans life, to stink too much for his fellow stinky miscreants 😆 😳 😯 😀
EFOC my a$$ 🙄