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“For what it’s worth, a wilderness area should be handled as follows:
First, remove the “sanitary facilities,” also known as outhouses, plow up the roads and parking lots, re-seed the trails, and otherwise vacate the interior. Then build a dirt parking lot at the area boundary and erect the following sign:
Howling wilderness beyond this point
CAUTION
Bad weather
Rough terrain
Bears that act funny
No rescue facilities available
Enter at your own risk
Have a nice day”
– John Geirach